Funny Sign – Style #2

A bamboo board measuring approximately 5″ x 7″ and engraved with a picture of Dr. Seuss and the following poem –

I cannot see, I can not pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw. On my God what can I do? My memory shrinks, My hearing stinks, No sense of smell, I look like hell. My mood is bad – can you tell? My body’s dropping. Having trouble pooping. The Golden Years have come at last, the Golden Years can kiss my ass.

Sold as one individual board.